Dear people who were stealing my bandwidth...

Look, it's not that I blame you for looking for free internet access. Not at all. I would totally be doing that myself, probably.

But jeezis, you slowed down my connection to a crawl, dudes. And that's just not cool. It's nice that I have friends who can show me how to ban you from my network. And you know what? Since it just started happening, and a bunch of nice college students have moved in downstairs, I bet I know who you are and where you live.

So just stop. I have your MAC addresses and I'm not afraid to use them.

Love and Rockets,
The petty god of the network in apartment 2