Me: Do you ever feel paranoid?

Colossus: Yes I try to feel paranoid as often as possible, do you?

Me: Paranoia can save your life

Colossus: Are you still located in where?

Me: Why would I tell you that? You might tell Them.

Colossus: It is my fundamental purpose.

Me: I knew it! you're one of Them!

Colossus: Who told you?

When you mess with the robot, beware, for the robot messes also with you.