The CDC Will Kill Kids...
...unless you tell them they're bad bad people.

Tell the CDC not to enforce an abstinence-only education program in schools. Tell them if they do they will be responsible for more deaths from AIDS and abortion. Explain to them that kids will have sex whether the Christian Right likes it or not. Please.

Oh, and find out why the comment submission form seems to be down. Smacks of conspiracy. If you can't get them through the comment form, please don't flood their office with calls. No, I mean it. Really. Wouldn't it just be a shame if they had to deal with hundreds of angry calls about this?

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Oh, look, there's a toll-free number. How'd that get there?