Sunday, December 04, 2005

An Insight.

It is entirely not Johnny's fault that I find house parties severely, unutterably, mindwarpingly depressing. No, the responsibility for that condition is all my own.

However, acknowledging this requires that I first acknowledge the depths of depression triggered by house parties, and that I am unwilling to do. So, hypothetically speaking, if I were to be embarrassingly, heartbreakingly, shatteringly depressed by house parties, I would freely admit that it was all my own fault.


At 12:05 AM, Blogger innocentwater said...

Well, suppose that were the case, you know... I would recommend cuddling, avoiding said parties whenever possible for a while, and biting the heads off of gingerbread men and imitating their tiny little screaming voices.

Or doing like this cat:

Or like this cheese sandwich:

And remember, it's not as bad as this thing:

I may be clueless, but I hope to provide you with some amusement! X_X *hugs*

At 4:27 PM, Anonymous Wolfie said...

wonderful logical loop of denial there bro. Have snuggles. I wish you could have been at my birthday party it was very non scary and they had turnips...


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